Having never struck a ball before Andrew decided to act as caddy for the day and the two headed out to the pargo bay to rent a buggy. After loading the clubs on the back signs of Andrews driving skills being less than up to par were becoming evident as he crashed into a line of rented clubs,sending them toppling over in a domino effect.
Nevertheless Andrew, who had never been in charge of so much as a lawnmower before let alone a real people carrying motor vehicle, tentatively eased out of the bay and headed onto the first tee.
A typical round of golf may take around three hours to play...Andrew was on the course that day for around about 90 minutes in total. Skidding around the fairways, pulling donuts in the sand traps, skirting swampy rough and jumping over humps and bumps as he tore up the landscape Andrew zoomed around the course like Seyna at Monaco, leaving a trail of destruction in his wake and turning the pristinely white pargo into a safari jeep from a war-torn nation. At the seventeenth hole Andrew almost wrote the buggy off entirely. Jumping over what he had mistook for a small rise Andrew crashed the vehicle shot over a grassy verge and into the shallows of a small swamp that required both passengers to drag the electric buggy out of.
On return from the course the club pro took one look at the buggy and asked, "who's responsible for the bad driving?" to which Andrew pointed to his housemate and said, "this guy right here, he hit a seven on hole 16 and has been fading the ball all day."
