Masquerading as something your not often gets people what they want. One Saturday night Andrew, barely 18 at the time, felt the best way to get what he wanted with a girl was to pretend he was a Russian Ballet Dancer. Posing as Nikolai Voroshenko Andrew managed to entice the girl to come home with him. With no place to turn Andrew asked his friend Pete for his house keys. Pete reluctantly gave in and Andrew and his cohort Spenner took two girls back to the house.
One hour later Pete and a few other's returned home, expecting to find two of the bedrooms out of bounds...but what greeted them was more Halloween than Emmanuelle. Andrew was found in the kitchen, shirtles and with a knife at his throat courtesy of his female caller,bruised and red-faced and frantically bartering for his life. Apparently S&M fan Andrew had gotten a little to frisky in his foreplay. There was seemingly a misunderstanding about what Andrew classed as a friendly spank and the girl and her friend labeled "physical assault." Then as Andrew began using his regular accent the s**t really hit the fan and the girl became convinced he was a serial rapist who had lured her to his gritty sex den and began to call the police. Moreover Andrew was then involved in a battle against many of his friends who weren't sure whether or not Andrew had in fact beaten the bejesus out of the girl.
In the end the girl's left signalling an end to the festivities and the whole thing calmed down. Shortly thereafter everyone filtered home, the night more than slightly soured. Andrew meanwhile vowed never to use a false identity to get girls again, "all in all" he remarked, "I don't really think it's worth it"
