One summer holiday Andrew ventured to the Greek Island of Falaraki with pals Hurst and Forsh … During a routine afternoon drinking session the trio had been encouraged to join in a friendly game of ring of fire, during which all the reps, in a mean twist of fate, decided to team up against Andy for ‘shits and giggles’. They were seemingly determined not to stop until he was well and truly destroyed, which they accomplished with mammoth amounts of high volume alcohol. An ouzo infused round or two later and Andy was in a world of his own, falling over and completely wiping out the local henna tattooist stall, much to the chagrin of stelios and his chums. Forsh and Hurst did some quick bargaining and agreed that if Hindley paid for a tattoo everything would be smoothed over. After a quick flick through the book the decision over which design to go for was made for him… Winnie the Pooh with a wee butterfly. Everything went relatively smoothly with the tattoo as Andy had completely passed out at this stage. However, as the finishing touches were being applied Andrew awoke with a start and fell over smudging the henna tattoo ink leaving a slightly blurry Winnie in the wake.
The next morning Andy remembered non of this and when the hundred acre’s woods merry bear looked back at him in the bathroom mirror he completely freaked out. Naturally you cant wash a henna off, you need alcohol (which Andrew certainly wouldn’t have wanted to waste anyway) so andy thought it was a bonafide permanent tattoo and spent the rest of his vacation panicking about what his mother would say about the tat..
The next morning Andy remembered non of this and when the hundred acre’s woods merry bear looked back at him in the bathroom mirror he completely freaked out. Naturally you cant wash a henna off, you need alcohol (which Andrew certainly wouldn’t have wanted to waste anyway) so andy thought it was a bonafide permanent tattoo and spent the rest of his vacation panicking about what his mother would say about the tat..
